You teenagers all rampant in your hoods,
Take heed of Life; beware your hormones' urge.
Stack shelves in Tesco's; sublimate the surge.
It's market-time: don't give away the goods.
Our hopes become increasingly forlorn
Of keeping errant sperm from meeting egg;
And so we suffer Cameron and Clegg,
Because some bloody fools let them be born.
© Philip Challinor
Coalition appoints pro-abstinence charity to sexual health forum
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Philip blogs at 'The Curmudgeon' - He insists, "You'll come for the curses. You'll stay for the mudgeonry." Philip is the author of a number of books.
