Are my earrings there
are my boobs still in
is my hair just right
do I look too thin
will they notice me
with my long blonde hair
at this pukka,
elite social affair.
Will they know I'm a fake
will they know that I'm broke
I've only come here to pull a rich bloke;
I can't take a 'selfie'
my phone is just crap
and my high heeled shoes
are only from Gap.
I've learnt the names Dior, Armani,
Fendi, Prada & Versace,
and don't forget my Burberry bag
(they'll never know I've stitched the tag).
But, the more I watch ...I'll be okay,
no one will notice anyway,
for their own face, is all they see
in this make believe high society.
©Pippa Sherman
