smug two face the toff's butler

here he is look
smug two face the toff's butler

shining the toff's shoes brilliant pink

not so good if you want to appear on TV
as a head-u-cated honourable sort (while
ripping off blighty backwards)

and what of events in the world today

toff's off to the nearest fish market for a photo shoot
smacking lips wi' finnie-hadie

well gutted
Dorf Thicapn CriParents need to learn  "use the off switch" to stop children spending too much time watching television, David Cameron has said.


AKA: © Philip Johnson

Previously appeared in: Poetry Super Highway, Poetry 24, The Ugly Tree; Poetry Scotland,
Emergency Verse, Write Away, Caught In The Net, Red Pencil, Writer's Hood, Transparent Words; Emergency Verse and The Robin Hood Book.