Take a selfie with candied bacon
Insist on US flag fly in your cocktail
Enjoy ketchup cups topped with whipped cream
Saunter over to men stirring curry
See – that’s the white man in a white suit
And, oh, move the lollipop tree next to bleached teeth
Wind dental fluoride around Bible-thick steak
Widen your smile with a $150 cognac
Run down a red, white, blue lapel pin with a gold saber
Stab a crystal with an autograph pen
Ensure salmon does not mix with stallion
Wipe a lubed hand on a blue velvet curtain
Be careful the cheese on your cheek does not melt
© Lavinia Kumar
