I give you - mycoprotein:
a special mould (fermented, dried)
that’s causing quite the outcry
a special mould (fermented, dried)
that’s causing quite the outcry
They say a sausage has to be
42% meat, yet apparently
once its veiled in flake
it only has to muster 6
(and even then it’s cheek and gristle,
sinew, tongue and fat and bread so)
42% meat, yet apparently
once its veiled in flake
it only has to muster 6
(and even then it’s cheek and gristle,
sinew, tongue and fat and bread so)
meat you say? No.
I give you – mycoprotein
I give you – mycoprotein
Look,
it’s Quorn that’s guaranteed to be
quite free from spleen and rectum
(save for those that vent on twitter)
it’s Quorn that’s guaranteed to be
quite free from spleen and rectum
(save for those that vent on twitter)
so if you want a snack that won’t tell porkies
have a butcher’s somewhere else
have a butcher’s somewhere else
and give this tale a whirl.
© Chris Allen
Chris Allen - 44yo English Teacher of 11 years: @mydigression twitter is where I see the news/trends and consider takes
