Malice aforethought
Beware you perverts:
we know your intent.
We'll kick you hard
if we ever find
you send a card
on Valentine's Day
with deceit in mind .
It is, like cold calling,
a form of harassment.
Women have felt
that such an action
is below the belt
but they're not falling
for your dirty tricks
and if you try anything
you'll be hit for six.
The ball's in your court
so be a good sport
don't throw it their way.
we know your intent.
We'll kick you hard
if we ever find
you send a card
on Valentine's Day
with deceit in mind .
It is, like cold calling,
a form of harassment.
Women have felt
that such an action
is below the belt
but they're not falling
for your dirty tricks
and if you try anything
you'll be hit for six.
The ball's in your court
so be a good sport
don't throw it their way.
© Luigi Pagano
Luigi has published three collections of poems: ‘Idle Thoughts’, ’Reflections’ and ‘Poetry On Tap’. His work has been featured in ABCTales’ magazines, UKAuthors’ anthologies, Poetry24 and several other publications.