Shares fall,
brought low;
lying little Tesco.
Top guys?
Porky pies!
Jackanory stats.
Imaginary futures,
greedy little…
Tesco, uh oh!
Pants on fire.
Tongues as long as a telephone wire.
Cashflow fiasco;
Pinocchio noses.
Standardised carrot size?
Shove it
where the sun don’t…
Tesco swing low,
all fall down.
All the credibility
of third rate clowns.
Strident yet curiously engaging, Laura Taylor is a gobby Northerner with a penchant for upsetting apple carts, and she never knows quite when to shut up.
