be brave and be bold,
its really not very scary.
Be not afraid,
put down that twin blade -
this month is called January.
Exile epilation,
vive le vegetation,
embrace your legs and your pits.
Lets all raise millions -
banish brazilians,
and let nature reclaim all your bits!
© Andrew Goodison
Andrew Goodison is a single parent of 2 boys, originally from England, now living in Ireland. A full time parent and carer, he is also a full time poet.
