Amidst the moans and all the rants
this news popped up about freezing pants-
this news popped up about freezing pants-
The neighbourhood is warmed with glee
by marching pants for all to see-
by marching pants for all to see-
But alas, alack, there are burning cheeks,
red with shame ‘cos Dad’s a freak-
red with shame ‘cos Dad’s a freak-
Two daughters long for warmer days
when freezing pants no longer raise
a toot and titter from the band
when freezing pants no longer raise
a toot and titter from the band
“It's got to stop, Dad's out of hand!!”
© Bex Tate
