As long as U were just a jerk
In Trump tower on the top floor
I was able to make this work
But I can’t stand U anymore
I could manage mean and indifferent
For a life in Manolo sandals
But tearing children from parents
Is an evil I can’t handle
Get Cohen (ha,ha) on the pre-nup
He’ll tell U what U should do!
Hannity can deal with the clean-up
I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?
© Alina Macneal
Melania Trump, Agent of Coat Chaos
Alina Macneal lives in Philadelphia. Her poems have appeared in Apiary Magazine, Poems for the Writing, The World to Come, and other anthologies.
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Showing posts with label Alina Macneal. Show all posts
Saturday, 23 June 2018
Saturday, 16 June 2018
Rat-King Tales
Because the Rat-King
is first and foremost
a Rat, he chews through
walls. Frail brick
between church and
state, sagging particle
board between office
and profit – When I smell
a beautiful cheese I just
chew, says Rat. I don’t
even wait. It’s like a
magnet. – He adjusts his
tiny gold crown with his
tiny paws. -- Is it any
wonder my followers
love me? Look at
all the holes I’ve made
for them to crawl through.
© Alina Macneal
Ivanka Trump Wins China Trademarks, Then Her Father Vows to Save ZTE
Alina Macneal lives in Philadelphia. Her poems have appeared in Apiary Magazine, Poems for the Writing, The World to Come, and other anthologies.
is first and foremost
a Rat, he chews through
walls. Frail brick
between church and
state, sagging particle
board between office
and profit – When I smell
a beautiful cheese I just
chew, says Rat. I don’t
even wait. It’s like a
magnet. – He adjusts his
tiny gold crown with his
tiny paws. -- Is it any
wonder my followers
love me? Look at
all the holes I’ve made
for them to crawl through.
© Alina Macneal
Ivanka Trump Wins China Trademarks, Then Her Father Vows to Save ZTE
Alina Macneal lives in Philadelphia. Her poems have appeared in Apiary Magazine, Poems for the Writing, The World to Come, and other anthologies.
Labels:
Alina Macneal,
China,
Donald Trump,
Ivanka Trump,
ZTE
Tuesday, 15 May 2018
First Family
“As I found myself thrust into the Trump orbit, I once again was having flashbacks to my earlier career as a prosecutor against the mob.” -James Comey
When the Commander
in Chief is a Boss, you can
bet on it.
I know because I read
a history book.
The criminal I am speaking of
does not read. It doesn’t
matter. He knows what every
mobster knows. That a crime
can be concealed by a bigger
crime.
War -- the ultimate
cover-up.
© Alina Macneal
How Trump’s Iran deal decision may lead to war
Alina Macneal lives in Philadelphia. Her poems have appeared in Apiary Magazine, Poems for the Writing, The World to Come, and other anthologies.
When the Commander
in Chief is a Boss, you can
bet on it.
I know because I read
a history book.
The criminal I am speaking of
does not read. It doesn’t
matter. He knows what every
mobster knows. That a crime
can be concealed by a bigger
crime.
War -- the ultimate
cover-up.
© Alina Macneal
How Trump’s Iran deal decision may lead to war
Alina Macneal lives in Philadelphia. Her poems have appeared in Apiary Magazine, Poems for the Writing, The World to Come, and other anthologies.
Labels:
Alina Macneal,
Donald Trump,
Iran,
James Comey,
Nuclear Deal
Sunday, 27 August 2017
Sunday 'Shorts'
Trumpaggedon
Donnie Mountjoy, Mock Paper Scissors' poet laureate and resident #HailkuMaster, revels in observing the absurd and risque, and commenting on it via social media using the ancient Japanese art form of haiku.
Kim goes ballistic again - but his new rockets are all FLOPS: Brazen despot taunts Trump as North Korea blasts THREE missiles into the Sea of Japan
If Trump launches nukes
Winter may well be coming...
Nuclear Winter.
© Donnie Mountjoy
I can’t make love until Trump’s impeached
I just can’t
relax
When you caress me all I can think of is
the nuclear button
It’s nothing
to do with you
Surely by winter
we’ll be able to resume relations
Though it worries me to recall
how my grandfather, fleeing Warsaw in ‘39, said
In a few weeks this will all blow over
© Alina Macneal
Alina lives in Philadelphia. Her poems have appeared in Apiary Magazine, Poems for the Writing, The World to Come, and other anthologies.
Norfolk beach giant pipe salvage under way
Unexpected Landing
What strange sea serpents lie here on the shore
Driven by strong waves onto Norfolk land
Enormous pipe sections stranded in sand
Longer than five Big Bens placed on the floor.
Onlookers gather all shocked to the core
Struggling this occurrence to understand
Nervously approaching to touch with hand
Lest angered creatures should rise up and roar.
Bound for Algeria for some great project
Of unknown purpose and significance
A storm caused towing chains to disconnect
Enabling a substantial divergence;
Now English voices are raised to object
To such an unexpected occurrence.
To such an unexpected occurrence.
© David Subacchi
David lives in Wales (UK) where he was born of Italian roots. He studied at the University of Liverpool and has 4 published collections of his English Language poetry: First Cut (2012), Hiding in Shadows (2014), Not Really a Stranger (2016) and A Terrible Beauty (2016) as well as a collection in Welsh: Eglwys Yng Nghremona (2016).
Sunday, 20 August 2017
Sunday 'Shorts'
New Colossus Renegotiates Predecessor’s Bad Deal
Give me your English-speaking,
White House policy adviser downplays Statue of Liberty's famous poem
Alina Macneal lives in Philadelphia. Her poems have appeared in Apiary Magazine, Poems for the Writing, The World to Come, and other anthologies.
Said Mr. Trump, the Great I Am,
"If Kim Jong Un attacks Guam
I'll take him down by several pegs.
I'll shell him with infected eggs."
Trump warns N Korea that US military is 'locked and loaded'
Summer welcomes sea turtles to the shores of Puerto Vallarta
Kushal Poddar is editor of the online magazine ‘Words Surfacing’ He authored ‘The Circus Came To My Island’ (Spare Change Press, Ohio), “A Place For Your Ghost Animals” (Ripple Effect Publishing, Colorado Springs), “Understanding The Neighborhood” (BRP, Australia), “Scratches Within (Florida, USA)” and “Kleptomaniac’s Book of Unoriginal Poems(co-authored)”
Give me your English-speaking,
Your high-skilled yearning to earn more.
Send me 50% fewer. No more sneaking
around escaping persecution, or war.
Angela, hold this light while I shut the door!
© Alina Macneal
Let's End the Rhetoric!
"If Kim Jong Un attacks Guam
I'll take him down by several pegs.
I'll shell him with infected eggs."
© Richard Fletcher
Eggs containing fipronil found in 15 EU countries and Hong Kong
Over the years Richard has had poems published in "Words", "Chapman", "Written in Ink", "New Writing Scotland", "Scottish Poetry 8" and other poetry magazines.
Editor's note: Richard suggests that others might wish to add another quatrain. Please feel free to do so.
Beach
A few turtles,
far less in number
than those swam
last season,
smuggle rain eggs
in their warm bellies.
Sun crawls on top of your toenail.
Look at the flock of giggles across the azure.
© Kushal Poddar
Beach
A few turtles,
far less in number
than those swam
last season,
smuggle rain eggs
in their warm bellies.
Sun crawls on top of your toenail.
Look at the flock of giggles across the azure.
© Kushal Poddar
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