Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Bomb hoax bridegroom





















Barristers in gowns stood where bridesmaids should have been.
No priest here, but a judge presiding over a ceremony
where they swore to tell the truth, the whole truth,
Not a promise for richer or for poorer.

Was it the seating arrangements?
Or the matching chair-covers, with burgundy ribbons,
Or those wretched sugar -almond favours, that no-one eats,
Or the fear, fear, fear of failure and ordinariness?

Was it the slow, seeping away of that sweet girl who said ‘yes’
into an obsessive princess,
dancing a trance of tasteful torture?
Was that what made his memory wither?

The must-haves, the pre-nuptial pamper, the weekends with the girls, the menu taster, the invitations, 
the place settings, the notes, the in-laws, the out-laws for the far away table, the dress,
the undress, the bib, the tucker, the speech,  the hair, the hen, the stag, the hangover.
The money. 

When all he wanted was to put a ring on her finger.
And be with her.
To be with her.
And breathe. 

© Jane Slavin 


 Jane Slavin reads, rants and writes - and is performing at Forked - Plymouth’s Apples and Snakes event on 21 November – yikes!



Monday, 11 November 2013

illustrious

I want you to consider the low waged when devising tomorrow's bill
said the pm


they ponder the situation in the boardrooms

one CEO says he won't take his bonus today
as we are all in this together


later the postman we hear is to come with a box
offering opportunity to fold ourselves and climb in
winter the storm in a warmer climate


we must affix the appropriate postage

© Philip Johnson

  Water Cos. urged to convert “unexpectedly high profits” into “tangible benefits for customers”

Philip's work has previously appeared in: Poetry 24, The Ugly Tree; Poetry Scotland, Emergency Verse, Write Away, Caught In The Net, Red Pencil, Writer's Hood, Transparent Words; Emergency Verse and The Robin Hood Book.