Thursday, 14 November 2013

Rocket Science

Who says that we are poor,
that our people find it hard
to keep the wolf from the door?
Doesn’t sending a rocket
to the distant Red Planet
show that we have a big pocket?
Some critics say the launch
could not have been made
if it wasn’t for the assistance
of overseas aid.
They doubt the wisdom
of the relevant authorities
in spending large sums
and question priorities.
Meanwhile the sale
of mementos of Gandhi
is a welcome distraction
and it is very handy.
© Luigi Pagano 2013



Wednesday, 13 November 2013

The Gatecrasher of the Queen Charlotte's Ball

Are my earrings there

are my boobs still in

is my hair just right

do I look too thin

will they notice me

with my long blonde hair

at this pukka,

elite social affair.

                         

Will they know I'm a fake

will they know that I'm broke

I've only come here to pull a rich bloke;

I can't take a 'selfie'

my phone is just crap

and my high heeled shoes

are only from Gap.



I've learnt the names Dior, Armani,

Fendi, Prada & Versace,

and don't forget my Burberry bag

(they'll never know I've stitched the tag).

But, the more I watch ...I'll be okay,

no one will notice anyway,

for their own face, is all they see

in this make believe high society.

©Pippa Sherman

A group of modern debutantes gathered in London on Saturday

Pippa Sherman loves writing in different styles, but loves nothing more than a good excuse to write humour or an occasional rant or two (in the nicest possible way of course).