You dribble, tackle, shoot and score
But do you twerk?
You strike a hard and well-aimed ball
Around a wide defensive wall
But do you twerk?
Around a wide defensive wall
But do you twerk?
Top scorer in the Champions League
But one thing fills me with intrigue:
Do you twerk?
But one thing fills me with intrigue:
Do you twerk?
I know your sporting skills inspire us
But do you move like Miley Cyrus?
Do you twerk?!
But do you move like Miley Cyrus?
Do you twerk?!
As I present the great award
I don't know where my sense is stored
It doesn't work
I don't know where my sense is stored
It doesn't work
© Janine Booth
Janine Booth lives in Hackney, east London, and writes books as well as poetry. Her biography of Minnie Lansbury - suffragette, socialist and rebel councillor - has just been published by Five Leaves.
